Thursday, November 16, 2006, 07:41 PM [
General]
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to wacth 60 minutes!
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starve.
Yo mama so stupid she wanted to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the beach the cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back!
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it up.