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    A Lost In My Family:(

    Saturday, May 5, 2007, 10:58 AM [General]

    well my dad just recently just past-away and i went into shock and they had to take me to the hospital because i had a nerval breakdown and it was scariest shit that i've ever gone through and i just want to say that i wish that i was the one who past-away instead of my dad and now i'm just fealing so pist and i don't know what to do with all the medicene that i'm taking i feal like a freaking pill eating machine, well right now i have to go to see my dads grave and all that stuff so i'll be waiting for some of you to message me back.

                                                                                           Deathly,

                                                                                        William M. C.

    4 (1 Ratings)

    You or something like that?

    Sunday, April 22, 2007, 03:32 PM [General]

    Your lips, your eyes, your soul
    Are like a work of art,
    The most creative thing of all
    Is your beautiful heart.
    If you were a painting,
    No colours could express
    The beauty deep inside you,
    A rainbow, nothing less.

    If you were a sculpture
    The clay could hardly make
    Your figure of an angel
    Without one mistake.

    If you were a epiphany
    No choir could really sing
    All the beautiful music
    Your eyes could possibly bring.

    So here I am, an artist,
    With inspiration beyond belief
    But to capture such rare beauty,
    I'd have to be a thief

    By: Chad

    4 (1 Ratings)

    Yo mama jokes!

    Thursday, November 16, 2006, 07:41 PM [General]

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to wacth 60 minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.

    Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starve.

    Yo mama so stupid she wanted to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK"

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

    Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

    Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.

    Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the beach the cats try to bury her.

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back!

    Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it up.

    4 (1 Ratings)

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